Viral Sony 14-800mm f/0.5 is a myth, but these ‘impossible’ camera optics are as real as it gets!

Fake Sony 14-800mm f/0.5 lens with flying pig on a pink background
Sony FE 14-800mm f/0.5 GM? Yeah, pigs might fly... (Image credit: Digital Camera World via Sony Rumors)

Misleading imagery has been doing the rounds – presumably a remnant of April Fools' Day – purporting to advertise a Sony FE 14-800mm f/0.5 G Master lens, and according to Sony Alpha Rumors, some people have fallen for it.

It’s not surprising that it’s gone viral because a 14-800mm f/0.5 zoom would turn the imaging industry on its head. It would basically be a cheat code, the lens to end all lenses. But here’s the thing, it’s not optically possible. Well, certainly not in a practical sense.

Were a lens with that zoom range and aperture ever made, it would have to be massive. Well beyond anything you could actually carry around (and afford). I hate to disappoint, but the only way you’ll catch a glimpse of a Sony FE 14-800mm f/0.5 GM is if you spot Bigfoot wielding it while riding atop a flying saucer… However, like all myths, there is a modicum of truth in that some pretty crazy lenses do exist.

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Not so mythical, mythical lenses

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In terms of lenses that you can buy for your mirrorless camera today, perhaps the most mind-boggling zoom is the Sigma 28-45mm f/1.8 DG DN Art. It might not have the largest zoom range in the world, but it’s the first and, currently, only full-frame mirrorless zoom lens with a constant f/1.8 aperture.

A similarly speedy example is the Sony FE 50-150mm f/2 GM, which trades 1/3 of a stop to deliver a much larger zoom range than the Sigma. It’s part of the manufacturer’s rumored f/2 ‘holy trinity’ alongside the Sony FE 28-70mm f/2 GM, and what will surely be an ultra-wide addition at some point in the future.

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And if you’re looking for a full-frame lens that’s a complete speed demon, there’s the Nikon Z 58mm f/0.95 S Noct. Sure, it’s a manual prime lens, but it’s still a marvel of optical engineering and it comes with an equally marvellous price tag to boot!

But perhaps my favorite ‘mythical’ lens to come out in recent years is the Sigma 300-600mm f/4 DG OS Sports. Traditionally, 600mm f/4 primes are horrendously expensive, but the Sigma boasts a very versatile zoom range and a constant f/4 aperture for just $6,599 / £5,899 / AU$12,995. Yes, yes, a lot of money for sure, but it’s still far cheaper than Nikon, Canon and Sony’s 600mm f/4 primes.

Canon RF 200-800mm (Image credit: Gareth Bevan / Digital Camera World)

And when it comes to mega zooms, look no further than the Canon RF 200-800mm f/6.3-9 IS USM. It’s slow as molasses at the telephoto end, but it has a zoom range so monstrous, it’d make Godzilla blush. Provided you capture distant subjects in ample light, think motorsport, safaris and aviation, this could be a one-and-done purchase.

So, there you have it. I don’t have to consult a cryptozoologist to tell you that we won’t be seeing a 14-800mm f/0.5 zoom anytime soon, but there are other ‘mythical’ choices out there that are as real as you and me.

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Mike Harris
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Mike studied photography at college, honing his Adobe Photoshop skills and learning to work in the studio and darkroom. After a few years writing for various publications, he headed to the ‘Big Smoke’ to work on Wex Photo Video’s award-winning content team, before transitioning back to print as Technique Editor (later Deputy Editor) on N-Photo: The Nikon Magazine.

With bylines in Digital Camera, PhotoPlus: The Canon Magazine, Practical Photography, Digital Photographer, iMore, and TechRadar, he’s a fountain of photography and consumer tech knowledge, making him a top tutor for techniques on cameras, lenses, tripods, filters, and more. His expertise extends to everything from portraits and landscapes to abstracts and architecture to wildlife and, yes, fast things going around race tracks...

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