CHAT - "Light Source Included" - W/e Comp 2nd-4th Dec 2011

[wodm]

Originally Posted by highlandscenics

Nuclear Fusion!!??....Dammit, I knew I should'nt have thrown out them spent fuel rods!!

Hmmmm...I also know a few people who think the sun shines out their a*ses....would that count?..

You are not shooting my a**e

[highlandscenics]

Originally Posted by wodm

You are not shooting my a**e

Lol!.........Mind you, on the subject of shooting "posteriors".....did anyone see the news story from America where a hunter got shot in the backside by his dog?.....Apparently he was in a hunt party shooting ducks when he bent over the side of the boat to reset some decoys in the shallows. His dog got all excited and stepped on his 12 bore shotgun.....he wan't seriously hurt due to the fact he was wearing thick waders, but apparently paramedics removed 27 bird shot pellets from his bum cheeks....lol....

[Reinardina]

Originally Posted by wavemachine

Great theme, I have a great idea just need to get that flight booked to Amsterdam

I had that idea for the 'windows and doors' competition. Being Dutch and quite accustomed to working girls in windows here and there, and in Amsterdam in particular, I was disappointed we don't have them over here! Never realised that.

[DigiDiva]

Only if you get wide angle proof Matthew!!!!!!

[DigiDiva]

Hey Reinardina, were you around for my 'pick me up' entry a while back?

[Reinardina]

Originally Posted by DigiDiva

Hey Reinardina, were you around for my 'pick me up' entry a while back?

Sure was, but that was 'set up.'

I knew we have kerb crawlers and the ladies they come to see, but I never knew we did not have the (sometimes) beautifully lit window displays, you see in Amsterdam.

Years ago, when I still lived in Holland, friends had to move to Amsterdam at very short notice and the only place they could find, was the topfloor of a house on one of the well known 'Wallen.' (It was too high for the business, otherwise they would not have been able to rent it I think.)

Mieke (my friend) and I had a great time looking down on the business traffic! I met several ladies 'of the night' who lived in the same house, and they were all very down to earth and very friendly.

Mind you, I think the business has now become much harder.

Hmmm not sure if this topic is suitable for a family site! But I haven't used any 'rough' words or lurid desciptions, so I may get away with it.

[DigiDiva]

A prostitute LEARNED MY FRIEND HOW TO KNIT
!

[TwinnieE]

I'm in with this.
Bath Time


Hope I've understood the brief.
I swapped my 1000D for a 40D this week and this is my first proper attempt with it.

Have a relaxing weekend everyone.

[highlandscenics]

Good excuse for an indoor set up...howling gale outside and I think I'm in the early throws of man-flu.......COUGH COUGH...(vane attempt at the sympathy card to sway votes on Monday).......ehem....

[DigiDiva]

No chance Matthew!!!!!! (of swaying the votes on sympathy)...you gotta have at least broken a leg trying to take your shot.