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Old 12-01-12, 09:19 PM
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My wife said there is a man at the door with a bill! I replied are you sure it isn't a duck in a suit?

Q. What's the difference between outlaws and inlaws?
A. Outlaws are wanted.

Q. What's the similarity between a VAT inspector and a pelican?
A. They can both shove their bill up their bottom!
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