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A horse and Celine Dion walk into a bar, the barman looks at Celine and says "Why the long face?"....
What do you a man with a seagull on his head?....Cliff
A man walks into a Butchers shop..."Have you got a sheeps head?" asks the man, "No" replies the Butcher, "It's the way I brush my hair"
I thank you, I'm here all week folks....
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