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29-12-11, 12:44 PM
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: East Devon
Thought it would be nice to have a thread of cleanish jokes so I'll start the ball rolling:-
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only £2, 000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I
saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: ' £ 66,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking £ 980,000'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £ 900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's really
a pretty good deal.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
We are now villagers but we are not savages!
My Daughter shortly after we moved house.
and my other efforts on
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