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Thought it would be nice to have a thread of cleanish jokes so I'll start the ball rolling:-

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'


MAN: 'Yes'


WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only £2, 000. Is it OK if I buy it?'


MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'


WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I
saw one I really liked.'


MAN: 'How much?'


WOMAN: ' £ 66,000'


MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'


WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking £ 980,000'


MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £ 900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's really
a pretty good deal.'


WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'


MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.


He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'